Ak’s take on the Remy ads

November 25, 2009 by smallmediumlarge

Black girl: "Jeez, I sure do miss the days when I was the one wearing the shackles around my neck. Thanks to Remy, we can get back into our respective power roles." White girl: "Power roles? Come off it girlfriend. We're post race. Anything goes when it comes to hos! Or at least that's what Nelly and White Chocolate told me at that ho-down the other day

Black dude: "Thanks to Remy, I now have access to the exotic 50 cent pieces I fetishize! I'm a post-globalization sex machine. I can sidestep the Black girl/White girl minefield and still get Something New. Jeah!" Latina and Asian girls, in unison: "We're too busy agreeing to a threesome with this game-whisperer to say anything else. Holler at us tomorrow when we wake up with hangovers."

 

 

What do these ads mean to you?

November 21, 2009 by smallmediumlarge

For the seven people who actually read this blog when it’s not about Precious: Ak is really curious to hear what folks think these ads are telling us. She’ll share her thoughts in a future post.

Whoever leaked these pics…

November 17, 2009 by smallmediumlarge

…to theybf.com has some ’splainin to do. Or maybe they don’t.

Perhaps Cliche Monster Nelly and his merry band of rainmakers get off on the idea that the world can see them acting like this. But really, this is not cute. It’s just not.

Happy birthday, Big Ass Cliche Monster

Dear Oldie Dupri: Lens Crafters and Dockers want their gear back.

I can smell this party through the screen.

Tidbit

November 16, 2009 by smallmediumlarge

Re-read the description of Ms. Rain in Push. She was brown skinned with big eyes and locs.

Show don’t tell

November 13, 2009 by smallmediumlarge

As a magazine and book editor, I’ve often hissed “show don’t tell!” at my writers. Because I’m a technologically and time-challenged hypocrite who deserves to be smacked with a tube sock full of pennies, I haven’t done much showing the past couple of posts that deal with racialized stereotypes in Precious.

So below, (as we say in the setup of magazine service pieces) two images and explanatory text that I’ve swiped borrowed from one of my favorites, the website of The Jim Crow Museum of Racist Memorabilia at Ferris State University. They come from a 2002 exploration of the Jezebel stereotype written by Dr. David Pilgrim, Professor of Sociology.

Mean-spirited, stereotypical image of pregnant dark-skinned woman used as political propoganda

Whenever I get the itch to feel nauseous, I look at this.

“In the 1964 presidential election between Lyndon Johnson and Barry Goldwater, Johnson used the political slogan, “All the way with LBJ.” A mid-1960s license plate shows a caricatured Black woman, pregnant, with these words, “Ah went all de way wib LBJ.” Johnson received overwhelming support from Black voters. The image on the license plate, which also appeared on posters and smaller prints, insults Blacks generally, Black Democrats, and Black women.”

What the f@#k?

This is a racist depiction of an 8-year-old. She's supposed to be pregnant.

“Another postcard (circa 1950s) shows a Black girl, approximately eight years old, standing in a watermelon patch. She has a protruding stomach. The caption reads: “Oh-I is Not!…It Must Be Sumthin’ I Et!!” Her exposed right shoulder and the churlish grin suggest that the protruding stomach resulted from a sexual experience, not overeating. The portrayal of this prepubescent girl as pregnant suggests that Black females are sexually active and sexually irresponsible even as small children.”

Please read the whole essay using the above link.

Peace, power, joy.

 

One last thing about Precious

November 11, 2009 by smallmediumlarge

I shoulda said this way earlier: Please see Precious for yourself.

This isn’t some Coke and gold circa 1986 shit. Won’t nobody accuse you of killing sisters and brothers in apartheid South Africa if you indulge your love of name-brand cola and dookie ropes.

Context:

I had a disturbing verbal altercation discussion with a random, aggressive woman from Ghana who had never heard that fried chicken consumption was a stereotype used to clown African Americans but still tried to bully me into agreeing that it was OK that Precious stole a 10-piece bucket of chicken because that’s how people get down in “the ghetto” sister about this fucking provocative movie at the Bed-Stuy version of Cheers. I did not bring up this movie or the book on which it is based. The instigator male bartender did by asking me what I thought of the flick and announcing my feelings about the narrative unevenness, the troublesome color politics, the pileup of visual stereotypes and the almost gleeful visual degradation of Precious’s large body to the bar full of Black women who loved the film.

So here’s a Hollywood happy ending:

I am no longer discussing Precious with people who ride for it. Sorry. If they want to believe that it’s OK for a brown-skinned director who already stated his bias against dark skinned, overweight people  to trot out corny, racialized stereotypes under the auspices of telling a “real” story in “da ghetto,” that’s fine. Feel how you feel, how you feel, how you feel, how you feel, feel, feel it. Word to Roy Ayers. In the sunshine.

 

More “Precious”: Ak+some very thorough sisters rocked the radio this morn. Here’s the link

November 11, 2009 by smallmediumlarge

Ak joined activist and social entrepreneur April Silver + writer/editor Stacey Patton + cultural critic/blogger Nicole Moore for WBAI-FM, 99.5’s  “Wake Up Call” with Esther Armah. If you’re interested, follow this link.

 

 

Precious update

November 9, 2009 by smallmediumlarge

Quote from Lee Daniels from last week’s New York Times mag article, which I avoided reading so I could make up my mind about this film after actually seeing it:

“‘Precious’ is so not P.C. What I learned from doing the film is that even though I am black, I’m prejudiced. I’m prejudiced against people who are darker than me. When I was young, I went to a church where the lighter-skinned you were, the closer you sat to the altar. Anybody that’s heavy like Precious — I thought they were dirty and not very smart. Making this movie changed my heart. I’ll never look at a fat girl walking down the street the same way again.”

So the part in my review about the bias tucked somewhere in the pockets of the director’s mind was naive. His bias is right on the surface and he knows about it. Now I’m *really* pissed.

Precious

November 9, 2009 by smallmediumlarge

I saw Precious on Saturday. Two days later, I’m still traumatized and overwhelmed by the sheer degradation of the thing.

This film is marketed–by Oprah and Tyler Perry–as a story of individual triumph over savage abuse. Thanks to newcomer Gabourey Sidibe’s excellent performance, I somehow believed that Claireece Precious Jones—a morbidly obese, illiterate, often greasy incest victim with skin the color of soil–reflected some form of reality. And to me that’s what’s so dangerous and seductive about this fucking thing.

Precious heaps so much context-free, visually engaging emotional and physical abuse on its 16-year-old protagonist that I couldn’t think straight. When her nasty, faceless, AIDS-infected daddy rapes her, when she gives birth to her second child by said daddy, when her sexually abusive, sadistic, welfare cheat of a mama beats the shit out of her, I was so fucked up, so fucking sad, so at a loss for any word or thought besides fuck! that I forgot that this fucking film was an overwrought throwback to Reagan-era tall tales of urban savagery and Black maternal neglect.

Sure, Mo’nique’s fat, evil, proudly unemployed Mary hunkered down in front of an antiquated TV all day wearing a Unitard, smoking cigarettes and sucking down the pig’s feet she forced her daughter to cook. Sure, Mary later reveals that Precious’s father suckled milk from her breasts and began fondling their baby who slept in their bed as they had sex. Sure, Precious masturbates her mama for food money. Sure, she boosts a 10-piece bucket of fried chicken from the neighborhood greasy spoon in an act of fun and mischief. Sure, 9 out of 10 of the heroic characters are white, biracial or very light-skinned professionals while the overwhelming majority of villans and victims are fat, dark and poor. Somehow, amid all of this pornographic pathology, I was trying to find something new or clever that would justify why Oprah, Tyler Perry and so many critics were salivating over this freak show.

Only when I left the theater, got some sleep and relayed this flick to my sister, was I able to grasp how cartoonish and exploitative the whole thing is. I can’t prove that there aren’t Black girls in Harlem who have daughters by their own daddies whom they name “Mongo” because they’re born with “Down Sinder.” Maybe their mamas do throw their 3-day-old grandsons born of incestuous rape to the ground in a fit of jealousy then go on to throw a TV down several flights of stairs almost killing their fleeing daughters who are holding their grandbabies. Perhaps these daughters run to a storefront church that just so happens to be next door to an animal shelter with the words “spay” and “neuter” emblazoned on it. If all of this does happen, and this movie was made to honor and humanize them, why does it fail to reveal the roots of their mamas’ psychosis? The only motivation Mary seems to have for allowing her man to rape and impregnate her daughter is her fear of being alone, without someone to squeeze or love her at night. The impoverished backdrop ostensibly fills in the blanks. That’s a problem.

One could argue that Precious should be evaluated as an individual work of art, a faithful adaptation of Sapphire’s problematic Push. But the same way I won’t laud the technical accomplishments of Birth of a Nation or blissfully ignore how Breakfast at Tiffany’s features Mickey Rooney as a bumbling Chinese neighbor who enters each scene with a gong, I won’t allow the transcendent performances in Precious to distract me from what it says and repeats about my folks. I insist on asking questions like, “Why the fuck does this film show Precious’s mother railing at ‘White bitches’ and tricking the welfare lady when it doesn’t bother to tell us what it is about the system and White authority that has her so pissed in the first place?” “Why does director Lee Daniels do so many closeups of revolting, unhealthy food in Precious’s household?” “Why does Lee Daniels make a slimy simmering pot of fatty eggs and meat the visual prelude to Precious’s father’s fat stomach gyrating over his daughter as he rapes her from behind?” “Why does he have the fine, trim male nurse played by Lenny Kravitz eating organic fruit when the movie is supposed to take place in 1987?” “Why are all of the abusive people fat?” “Why are both of Precious’ kids light skinned when she, her mama and her daddy are all the color of Ham?

I kinda think I know why. Because somewhere in the pockets of the filmmaker’s mind, being dark, fat, poor and Black places you at greater risk of acting like a fucking animal. And it’s his job and the job of middle class do-gooders and ticket-buying gawkers to humanize said animals with our pity.

That my sisters and brothers is BULLSHIT. Even if fashion houses sell neon leggings this season, they’re not new. They’re more 80s than a motherfucker. So is Precious, and that’s not a compliment.

So much to say. So lickle time to say it

November 3, 2009 by smallmediumlarge

Two things happen when you’re a self employed single woman in New York City who writes, edits and researches for your cheese.

#1: During jury duty, you tell the plaintiff’s attorney that due to your multiple deadlines, his manipulative, time-eating banter with Juror Number Four is becoming an economic hardship for you.

#2: You lack the energy and concentration to blog for free.

You know, I recently realized that my relationship with this blog is like that of Angela from Boomerang and the young Black youth at her Saturday art class. Only I’m not pausing on small.medium.large after having my heart broken by a Jehri-box wearer named Maaaaaacuss. I’m forsaking it for the rat race. (Cue in “Love Should Have Brought You A Fellowship Last Night…”)

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This is Angela in career gal mode. But she still has so much love in her heart.

Anyway, I want to be the Angela who gets the visit from the kids at her powerful new gig and presumably balances her community work with her for-profit endeavors. I want to be sweet Angie who designs blue people and makes inspired speeches about love.

So today I’m posting, quickly. If you’re still with me here, consider this an IOU, a public meditation of sorts. (And for the commenter who recently took time from her/his action-packed life to post “yawn” on an ancient entry, consider this your lullaby, bitch.)

I, Ak, pledge that I will post after seeing “Precious” on Saturday. Yes, my butt clenches every time I think of Lee “Monster’s Ball” Daniels adapting the pitiful story of a dark-skinned, fat Black teen with two kids by her stepfather and a mother who, at least in the book, forces her to perform oral sex on her. But I should at least see the film before I throw up in my mouth, right?

I’m also posting to tell you, my 16 devoted readers, that the book I co-edited, Naked: Black Women Bare All About Skin, Hair, Hips, Lips and Other Parts, has lapsed from printing. Apparently it sold well for years, then dropped off in the last two quarters. This is what the paperwork says, even though people keep running up on me in the street saying they just discovered and read it. The good people at the publisher’s office are working with us, but it’s still annoying as hell.

naked

Naked, no more? Bah!

OK, this is starting to feel like something bitter-but-powerful Angela would write between barking orders at her incompetent creative staff so I’m signing off. But Saturday y’all.